axe embroidered hoodie

Guys, I did not keep an axe in my locker, okay! That was just once. And it wasn't even mine. Guys, I've only ever had an axe in my locker once. Look, it was one time, man! No, look, no, someone put the axe in my locker. I... no, you're getting this story confused. You think that I took someone else's axe and put it in my locker, but actually, no, it was, they took their own axe - actually it was probably their parents' axe, so they took their parents' axe and put in my locker. And then they put me in the locker with the axe. And then their parents told them to not do that. So then I... I took the axe and myself out of the locker and I told their parents that it's not my axe... Okay, y'know what... Let me clarify. So I was in the locker and the axe was actually outside of the locker. But it wasn't my axe - it was this guys' parents' axe, and then the axe opened the locker and I was inside, so I took the axe to the principal. So you understand, right? So it was actually not me, And then I took the axe's lunch to the principal and the police were there. And they were like "Why'd you take the lunch of the axe?" Why does the axe have lunch? No- so okay, you're getting this story confused. So the axe didn't actually have lunch. The axe's parent had lunch. And I got that out of my locker. I feel like... Okay, wwwwwait! Do we need to start over? Okay, we're gonna take a step back. So, I was going to school and I was friends with the axe and he opened his locker and his parents' lunch was inside, and he gave it to me and I took that to the principal's office. Okay, do you understand? I was in this other guy's locker and he put the axe in there. No, he put the axe in my locker, so when I got out of his locker, and I opened my locker, the axe was in there, with the guy. N-n-no, the police, that came later, okay? We're not at that point in the story yet. So I opened the axe and found the parent's locker in there. No, guys, you're getting this very... you're getting this confused. Let me start over from the top. So I went to school, and when I was going there, I opened my locker and the police were ins- the police- actually, the police's parents were inside and THEY had an axe. And they gave it to me and I took that to the principal. I feel like, look, I feel like this bit has gone on for too long so I'm going to officially end it. The bit is over! I've ended it. So I went to school, so I went to school, one day, and, when I went to school I opened up the axe and in the axe I found my lunch and I took that to the police's parents, who then, they told me to go to the principal. So I went there, okay? "How's the?" - Okay. The axe is not a person. And from there... "police don't have parents?" Okay, look, this might be a bit, but that's just not true. No, guys, you're very confused here. You know what? We're gonna come back to this story later. Clearly there's some confusion here. I don't think there's any more explaining I can do to clear this up right now, so I think- I think we're just gonna need to revisit this on a later date okay? Once everyone's focused, because CLEARLY some of you guys can't follow along! I feel like I'm telling a fairly legitimate story here, and you guys are just confused. I don't get it! Okay, look, this is the last thing I'll say: I don't- I- I feel like this is what three guys off in the story? I was calling it an axe, it's a hatchet, okay, my bad, sorry. Hopefully that clears up some things, alright. Are we good now? I think we're good now.